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Limited pilot pricing$27 today. Regular price returns to $97 when the window closes.
For founders & marketers drowning in marketing work

Hire your first
AI marketing employee
tonight.

Pick one of five specialist AI employees. Install them in your AI workspace in about twenty minutes, run your first brief, and keep every file we send.

Choose your first hire, $27

Five specialist configurations · Yours to keep

// The real bottleneck

You know exactly what needs to be done.

Write the offer. Build the sequence. Post the content. Run the ads. The work isn't a mystery: you've read the books, taken the courses, sat through the workshops. The problem isn't knowledge, it's bandwidth. It's Monday morning, twelve marketing tasks are on the list, and you'll get to maybe three. The other nine slide to next week, where twelve new ones are waiting.

Hiring freelancers?

They need briefs, revisions, constant direction. Half the time you could have written it yourself faster.

DIY-ing it when you have time?

You never do. And when you finally sit down at 9pm, you're too fried to write anything good.

Generic AI tools?

They spit out drafts that sound plausible but don't convert. Now you're an editor instead of a strategist, and it still takes forever.

Another course on AI strategy?

Great. Now you know what you should be doing. You still have to do all of it yourself.

You don't need another tool, another freelancer, or another course. You need an employee.

// What you're actually hiring

Not a tool. Not a prompt template. An installable employee.

Pre-built, pre-configured, and tested across hundreds of marketing scenarios. You install them in ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, or any major model. You brief them once on your business. They produce the work. You review and ship.

Setup time
20 min
Ongoing management
~10%
Cost to hire
$27
// Pick your first hire

Five specialists. You install one tonight.

Pick the role that's eating the most of your week right now. Not sure? Most operators start with the AI Direct Response Copywriter: broadest impact, fastest visible result.

  • 01

    AI Offer Architect

    Strategy & positioning

    Turns fuzzy ideas into structured, sellable offers: pricing, positioning, guarantees, urgency.

    Hire if: You're launching something new or repositioning an existing offer and need clarity on what you're actually selling.

    Hire this one
  • Most popular02

    AI Direct Response Copywriter

    Sales copy & conversion

    Writes sales pages, landing pages, ad copy, headlines, and conversion-focused emails. Usable output, first draft.

    Hire if: You're losing hours every week rewriting copy that doesn't quite land. Most operators start here.

    Hire this one
  • 03

    AI Email Specialist

    Sequences & campaigns

    Builds nurture sequences, launch campaigns, onboarding flows, and re-engagement series.

    Hire if: Your email list is bigger than your output. You have leads but no consistent follow-up.

    Hire this one
  • 04

    AI Content Marketer

    Content multiplication

    Turns one good idea into a blog post, a video script, an email, a LinkedIn thread, and an Instagram carousel.

    Hire if: You have ideas but no time to produce content across every channel your audience lives on.

    Hire this one
  • 05

    AI Social Media Manager

    Consistency & calendar

    Plans content calendars, writes platform-specific posts, and keeps you consistent without a Sunday-night scramble.

    Hire if: You know consistency is the unlock, but every week explodes before you get to it.

    Hire this one
// The install package

Exactly what you get when you hire one

Whichever employee you pick, the package includes everything needed to have them producing real work by tomorrow morning.

  • 01

    The complete AI agent file

    Drops directly into ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini. No technical setup required.

  • 02

    Behavior & logic rules

    The configuration that makes the agent produce conversion-grade output instead of generic AI filler.

  • 03

    50 production-tested prompts

    Pulled from real marketing campaigns. Copy, paste, customise, ship.

  • 04

    20-minute setup walkthrough

    Installs the agent and runs your first output, end to end.

  • 05

    5 sample outputs

    Examples of what good looks like, so you know when to ship and when to refine.

  • 06

    Industry-specific tweak sheet

    Pre-built adjustments for your industry, so the agent speaks your customer's language out of the box.

  • 07

    Weekly workflow SOP

    The exact rhythm for briefing, reviewing, and deploying your AI employee every week.

// What you actually get

A configured specialist, installed in one sitting.

You get the role configuration, the behaviour rules, the working logic, and the industry context, as files you install in your own AI workspace and keep. We do not offer a turnaround or performance guarantee, because we have no policy in place to back one.

// Here's the math

What the same role costs everywhere else

Human hire, same role
$50,000 to $80,000 / yr
Agency retainer, same output
$3,000 to $6,000 / mo
Your first AI employee
$27, once
Time to working output
Under 60 minutes
// Your order

One AI marketing employee

Your first hire, installed tonight

$97
$27

Yes, add the prompt library expansion pack, +$17

100 additional production-tested prompts across email, ads, social, and content. Regular price $97, today $17 when added to this order. Pairs with any employee you pick.

Install my first AI employee, $27

Checkout is not live yet. Pilot pricing, and we will email you when ordering opens.

// Before you hire

Questions people ask before their first hire

Does this work with the AI tool I already use?

Yes. The agent files work with ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and most other major models. You don't need a paid plan, though paid plans run faster. No special software required.

Do I need to be technical to install this?

No. If you can copy and paste, you can install your AI employee. The 20-minute setup walkthrough covers the entire process, and most people are running their first output within the hour.

What's the difference between this and a prompt library?

A prompt library is a list you manage manually. An AI marketing employee is a configured agent with a defined role, behavior rules, and logic: you brief it like a human team member and it produces work end to end. The prompts live inside the system rather than replacing it.

Can I install more than one?

Yes. Most operators end up wanting the full team of five. Today's offer covers one employee, your first hire, and you can add the rest later.

What happens after I check out?

You get an email within minutes containing the agent file, the prompts, the setup walkthrough, and your industry-specific tweak sheet. Follow the walkthrough and you'll have a working AI employee in your workspace tonight.

Will the AI sound generic? I've been burned before.

Most AI marketing output is generic because it has no role, no behavior rules, no logic, and no industry context. These employees are configured with all four, which is what makes the first output usable instead of generic.

// Pilot pricing, closing soon

By tomorrow morning you could have one less thing on your marketing list.

One AI employee. Installed tonight. Producing work tomorrow. For $27.

Hire my first AI employee, $27

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